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Note: This is one of many examples of religious humor that I have collected over the years. Where I have information about the original source, I have included it. Unfortunately, for most of these jokes and stories I do not have reliable authorship information. Like many jokes and urban legends, such information is difficult to trace.

Miracle of Technology?

An old Amish man and his son were going into town for the first time. The first thing they came to was a building that said "MALL" on it. They were curious, so the went in.

The first thing they came to were two metal doors that kept opening and shutting, called an elevator. Not knowing what these strange doors were, they stood and watched them.

While they were waiting, an old woman with a walker came up and went in the strange doors, punched a button and the doors shut. A few seconds later the elevator next to it opened up, and a 21 year old blonde walked out.

The Amish man said "Son, my prayers have been answered! Quick, let's go get Mom!"


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